So, when did become ok to completely replace PANTS in the wardrobe with LEGGINGS?
Leggings have been reassigned not just to serve as an undergarment--for a skirt or dress or...even shorts, as some would have it--but to completely serve as a wholly-functioning, single layer of clothing.
I'm sorry but I'm just sick of your jelly rolls. And at the same time, I am fascinated with them and can't seem to peel my eyes away, as my brain chugs at the question, "...but, how...?"
But, this is all just part of the scheme to save the world.
I understand it.
These things have their ways.
See, the way fashion is going right now, in 30 years there won't be a stitch of clothing between us. In 30 years, being NAKED will be determined as "THIS YEARS TREND" to make YOU stand out.
But there will be something oh so special about this trend. Once it catches and the majority of people are naked, naked trend-followers, something magical will happen. The all of humanity will simultaneously arrive at ONE, SINGLE conclusion: "This is stuff we don't need. We don't need stuff and we are all better with out it."
And we will live happily ever after.
Fin.
Sunday, May 3, 2009
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