Saturday, May 23, 2009

Become everything you hate, just for a moment.
See how that goes.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

star trek: amazing.

but did anyone else find winona ryder's presence completely unnecessary?

Thursday, May 14, 2009

and its good to know that i can still turn my hair wild and stand in the pouring rain with little on and love every minute.
its all very, very good to know.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

it is stunning outside and my body craves hammocks and books and naps.
i am sleepy and finally have some time to indulge in that feeling. its very satisfactory.
i dont really have much else to say right now,
i just wanted to know if i could borrow like oooh $6000 maybe for this ring?

(http://www.kabiri.co.uk)

Monday, May 11, 2009

gahgahgah. crises and meltdown yesterday and now today i am feeling a bit better.
i just need more action and less idletalkingdreamingwishingwanting.
going on my third week with only one day off, i can't say im not grateful, but my ends are getting a bit frazzled.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

so i don't know if you have ever watch birds, like really watched them, they are actually quite interesting. i mean, just watch one some time, what exactly are they doing? what are you DOING, bird?

in the game of fight or flight, they chose flight and i respect that.

are you a fighter or a flighter?

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

if i am leaving the house, i have to leave in fifteen minute increments. for example, if i plan to leave at 6:15 but don't, then i plan to leave at 6:30.
it just occurred to me that it may be ok to leave at 6:20. or 6:23.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

So, when did become ok to completely replace PANTS in the wardrobe with LEGGINGS?
Leggings have been reassigned not just to serve as an undergarment--for a skirt or dress or...even shorts, as some would have it--but to completely serve as a wholly-functioning, single layer of clothing.
I'm sorry but I'm just sick of your jelly rolls. And at the same time, I am fascinated with them and can't seem to peel my eyes away, as my brain chugs at the question, "...but, how...?"

But, this is all just part of the scheme to save the world.
I understand it.
These things have their ways.
See, the way fashion is going right now, in 30 years there won't be a stitch of clothing between us. In 30 years, being NAKED will be determined as "THIS YEARS TREND" to make YOU stand out.
But there will be something oh so special about this trend. Once it catches and the majority of people are naked, naked trend-followers, something magical will happen. The all of humanity will simultaneously arrive at ONE, SINGLE conclusion: "This is stuff we don't need. We don't need stuff and we are all better with out it."
And we will live happily ever after.
Fin.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Though I have reserved this coming Halloween for the character of Nancy Botwin (ie twopurses.empty icemocha.curly brown sexpot hair. wedges and something whimsical.), I think next Halloween we should all dress up as ourselves, age 6.